Friday, December 5, 2008

More evidence that fundagelical Christianity causes brain damage



There is a huge amount of supporting evidence [of the apocalypse] on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico. -- Ray Comfort (I think)

Have you noticed that a lot of fundagelical Christians seem somehow brain damaged? The simplest logical thought processes seem so far beyond them that you can't even spell them out in ways they can understand. There are plenty of examples I could point to, Ben Stein, Vox Day and numerous others, but Ray Comfort is unique. Ray Comfort may not be the hands-down winner of the Absolute Fundie Moron of the Century Award, after all, there have to be more moronic fundies buying his books and watching his TV show, but his site is worth looking at just for the unintentional comedy gold that slips through. You may remember Ray Comfort from a previous post called "Dealing with the abysmal ignorance." Sometimes Ray Comfort says the darndest things.

"Darwin theorized that mankind (both male and female) evolved alongside each other over millions of years, both reproducing after their own kind before the ability to physically have sex evolved. They did this through "asexuality" ("without sexual desire or activity or lacking any apparent sex or sex organs"). Each of them split in half ("Asexual organisms reproduce by fission (splitting in half)." Ask A Scientist, Biology Archive, http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99927.htm.)" -- Ray Comfort

"Ray Comfort has done to Christianity, what Mad Cow disease has done to the beef industry." -- Comment on Ray Comfort's blog

Ray Comfort is the guy with the banana in this video:



Now, with a little editorial tweaking you get Christian sex education:



He's not the only fundagelical to find proof of God in your kitchen cabinet:



“The answer is simply those who understand that God has chosen foolish, base, weak, and despised things of the world to confound those who think they are wise.” -- Ray Comfort


UPDATE:

This quote below is, according to ExPatMatt, apparently not a Ray Comfort quote:
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed." -- ??"

6 comments:

CodewordConduit said...

Seriously, I agree - something goes wrong with the Fundamentalist. They lose the ability to form real arguments. And they talk like total arses on their own blogs.

"Oh God was in the Room and I Wept, his presence made we tremble, he truly is the King of Kings! Praise be to God for this delicate sprinkle on my cupcake, how could a sprinkle be anything but the Product of its Maker?"

They all talk like that though, even new converts. No one speaks like that in real life.

Idiots.

ExPatMatt said...

I agree with you... but that quote about the son having a girlfriend because of the dirty mag under his bed isn't a Ray Comfort quote. It's from FSTDT and I'm pretty sure it's someone off Rapture Ready or one of the other nutso sites.

Good site though, keep up the good work!

normdoering said...

Thanks ExPatMatt,

Will remove the quote from the top of the post.

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