Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Harass me Bill Donohue! Harass me or I'm gonna desecrate a cracker!



Harass me Bill Donohue! Harass me!

I'm gonna desecrate a cracker!!!

I will do vile things to this consecrated cracker unless you harass me now!

I want a thousand Christian email addresses to sell to spammers and if I don't get them the cracker crumbles -- violated, desecrated and flushed!

Are you listening Bill?

Bill!!! Where are you, ya chicken shit!

I couldn't find your email address, but I found this:
http://www.catholicleague.org/feedback.php


Don't give me this silent treatment, Bill. Harass me, just like you did to PZ Myers or I will desecrate this cracker!

Need I remind you, Bill, if anything happens to this consecrated cracker it's on your head -- it was because you refused to harass me and write your little press releases about me. I'll do worse to this cracker than PZ ever imagined if I don't see a press release at least as dishonest as this: "MYERS TO DESECRATE EUCHARIST AND KORAN," and this "MYERS STILL WANTS TO ABUSE EUCHARIST; SHOWS DEFERENCE TO ISLAM," but about me. And you better include a link to my email, just like you did on all the PZ Myers press releases, else how will your brainwashed drones know how to send me their email addresses.

Like this:
Contact cracker desecrater at: cl@catholicleague.org

Remember that Bill, if this cracker gets it, it was your fault and Jesus will blame you.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, how old are you?

normdoering said...

Seriously, do you not have a sense of humor?

watercat said...

My letter to the catholic league:

If I get my hands on a consecrated host, I swear to treat it in the most disrespectful, sacrilegious manner possible. I desecrated dozens of them when I was an altar boy, we all did, but we thought it was just a symbol, and not of anything we had much respect for so it wasn't due any reverence. Bill Donohue has made me think though, what if the Catholics are right?

If there really is a Jesus Christ, and he really does transform himself at the priest's bidding, then he is there as an active participant in satisfying the priest's desires during mass. He is also there as an active participant in satisfying the priest's desires during what went on downstairs, with that same priest. He was right there as an active participant in taking away my childhood and leaving me with nightmares for forty years. With the power to transform those dreams and preserve that child, he chose instead to cooperate with the child's tormentor.

And he demands my respect. No. What he gets is the contempt he has earned through his own actions. His accomplices and enablers need have no fear that I will lower myself to his level by seeking out new victims to abuse, however if Jesus Christ is in some sense actually present in the host, if I ever obtain one the least I can do is to perform a symbolic act of justice by degrading and destroying him utterly. Preferably on Youtube. My thanks to Bill Donohue for helping me see this.

normdoering said...

watercat wrote:
"If I get my hands on a consecrated host, I swear to treat it in the most disrespectful, sacrilegious manner possible."

Dude, it's just a frakkin cracker. You need a lawyer if I get what you're saying. That kind of justice will be more effective.

But I appreciate the thought.

Anonymous said...

I find all this derogatory talk about crackers to be very offensive to anglo-saxon persons such as myself. *crunch*