Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Harass me Bill Donohue! Harass me or I'm gonna desecrate a cracker!
Harass me Bill Donohue! Harass me!
I'm gonna desecrate a cracker!!!
I will do vile things to this consecrated cracker unless you harass me now!
I want a thousand Christian email addresses to sell to spammers and if I don't get them the cracker crumbles -- violated, desecrated and flushed!
Are you listening Bill?
Bill!!! Where are you, ya chicken shit!
I couldn't find your email address, but I found this:
Don't give me this silent treatment, Bill. Harass me, just like you did to PZ Myers or I will desecrate this cracker!
Need I remind you, Bill, if anything happens to this consecrated cracker it's on your head -- it was because you refused to harass me and write your little press releases about me. I'll do worse to this cracker than PZ ever imagined if I don't see a press release at least as dishonest as this: "MYERS TO DESECRATE EUCHARIST AND KORAN," and this "MYERS STILL WANTS TO ABUSE EUCHARIST; SHOWS DEFERENCE TO ISLAM," but about me. And you better include a link to my email, just like you did on all the PZ Myers press releases, else how will your brainwashed drones know how to send me their email addresses.
Contact cracker desecrater at: email@example.com
Remember that Bill, if this cracker gets it, it was your fault and Jesus will blame you.